the horse, the chicken and the beamer

A horse, who has been stucked into mud for a while, asks the chicken for some help: "Go tell the farmer, he'll know what to do." The chiken comes back after a few minutes and says: "the farmer is out, but his bmw is still there, I'm prety sure I can get you out with it."
So the chicken ties the horse with a cable, fix it to the bmw, and with a few hits on the gaz, take the horse out easily.
The next day, it's the chicken who gets stucked into mud. So he asks the horse to help him out: "Go and get the farmer" he says. But the horse comes back alone and says: "The farmer his gone, and he left with his beamer. But I have a better idea. Just hold on to my penis, and I'll get you out."
So the chicken gets a grip to the horse's penis, and in no time, the chicken was out.
The point to this story: When you're well hung, you don't need a beamer to take a chick out!