The vacuum salemen

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-
powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go Away" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway
carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because

the electricity was cut off this morning."